Abnormally Small SPH

If the criteria for being a man is being able to reach a woman's g spot you have failed, miserably. your penis is so small it almost scares me, imagine how a vanilla girl is going to feel seeing your abnormality. sph is the only way to cope with your sad little depressing nub. i go on to talk about how the only way you could ever successfully have sex is with a strap on, so it is a good thing you get more sexual satisfaction from my sph than sex anyways. i also discuss with you how tired i am of your shenanigans - pretending you are a man - so i encourage you to just accept that you are a woman already and get the surgery.