Mysterious Wiccan Turned Out to be Mature Whore

When Daddy doesn't love Mommy, that's normal. It happens, and there's nothing you can do about it. But when Dad's sperm ends up in Mom's best friend's collection, that's an event that's hard to ignore. Perhaps the hero of the story was wrong to go poking around in his neighbor's dirty laundry. But whatever the case, he managed to take advantage of the situation in time to walk his tame python...