Foreplay Gone Too Far: When Golf Gear Enters the Danger Zone

We’ll admit it—we might lean a little on the conservative side when it comes to bedroom experimentation. But even the boldest fantasies should come with a side of common sense. So when we saw someone try to insert a golf club into their vajayjay, all we could say was: that’s a hard no. There’s kinky, there’s adventurous… and then there’s hazardous. We love a little creativity in the sheets, but turning your body into a literal back nine? That’s a recipe for an ER visit—not an orgasm. Let’s leave the golf gear on the green, not in your genital routine.